For people who use ChatGPT, or want to
Like buying a PC, except it already has ChatGPT inside.
A complete computer with a private AI assistant built in. Browse, write, work, ask. Your data never leaves the room. No subscription. No cloud. Yours forever.
The thirty-second version
Most people who use AI today pay around £20 a month for ChatGPT (or Microsoft Copilot, or Claude, or Gemini). Their conversations live on someone else's servers in another country. Their data is the product.
The Arsenale Appliance is a small computer that you buy once. It has a real AI assistant built in: the kind that can answer questions, write, plan, summarise documents, do research, help you code. The assistant runs on the computer itself. Your conversations stay on your device. There is no monthly fee.
It is also a complete computer. You browse the web, send email, watch videos, work in spreadsheets, and use the AI any time you want, all on the same machine. Plug it in, set it up, use it.
The questions you might have
Will it run my Windows software?
The appliance runs Syntex OS, a Linux-based operating system designed around the AI assistant. It will not run Windows .exe files directly. It runs all major web apps (Microsoft 365 web, Google Docs, Notion, Figma, Slack, anything browser-based) and standard Linux software. Native Syntex OS productivity tools are on the roadmap: LLM-first equivalents to Excel, Word, and presentation software, designed to talk to the assistant rather than to be talked to.
How fast is the AI?
Around 18 tokens per second. For comparison: ChatGPT Plus serves replies at roughly 30–50 tokens per second. So the assistant on Arsenale is somewhat slower per second, but it has no rate limit, no daily cap, no surcharge for heavy use, and no queue when the provider is busy.
What model does it run?
A 120-billion-parameter mixture-of-experts model: the same class that powers commercial cloud AI services. The weights live on the appliance, not in a datacenter.
What if it breaks?
We support it. Five years of software security updates are included in the purchase price (no annual fee for security). For hardware faults during the warranty period, we replace or repair.
What if Arsenale goes out of business?
The appliance keeps working. Operation does not depend on our continued existence; there is no cloud back-channel, no kill switch, no licence-server dependency. The hardware and the software you've paid for remain yours and remain functional.
Do I need to be technical?
No. Plug it in, walk through a four-step first-boot, start using it. No command line, no configuration files. If you can use a normal computer, you can use this.
Can I use it for sensitive work?
Yes, it is most of the point. Documents you would not paste into a cloud AI (medical records, contracts, intellectual property, customer data, legal correspondence, anything under NDA) can be processed here without leaving the device.
Is the assistant as good as ChatGPT?
For most everyday tasks (drafting, summarising, research, coding, planning, translation), yes, it is competitive. The largest cloud frontier models are slightly more capable on the most demanding reasoning problems. For the work most people actually do, the difference is not noticeable.
Can I use it offline?
The AI works fully offline. Browsing, email, and anything web-based needs internet, the same as any other computer. The point of the appliance is that the AI doesn't need to phone home.
Who is this not for?
If you depend on Windows-only desktop software (specific games, specific business tools that have no web equivalent, specialist creative suites that are Windows or macOS only), this is not yet a full replacement; it is a great second machine. If you need the absolute frontier of cloud reasoning capability for research-grade tasks, the largest cloud models still have an edge there.